January 2012
December 2011
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
EDWARD CULLEN...
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
Happy Birthday, Lord Voldemort. December 31, 1926.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
thehipsofgrantgustin:
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t eaten anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
flatlining:
it felt good didn’t it
Walking with new clothes
I think Tumblrians should create a...
alyssaamerica:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully awkward…
...
I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
"WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY..... nevermind found it...
Draco/Hagrid/Luna →
[] Your hair is dark and can be messy. [x] You wear glasses. [] You have a weird looking scar. [] You are brave. [] You have green eyes. [x] You like playing a particular sport.
Total = 2
Ron Weasley. [] You have red hair. [x] You are very loyal to your friends. [] You are deathly afraid of spiders. [x] You are sarcastic. [x] You don’t have a lot of money. [] You have older siblings.
Total = 3
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