February 2012
After taking a test
I’m like:
Goblin King: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Goblin King: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Goblin King: The power of Voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Goblin King: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Goblin King: Remind me of the babe.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are...
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
claraficati0n:
May there never be a day when a Presidential candidate looks nothing like an SNL cast member
